check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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