I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My balls are so social today.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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