thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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