At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Randomize
