And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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