Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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