Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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