Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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