none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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