distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Come on in and take your pants off
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