im drinking this country out of the recession.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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