oh god the rape fog is back!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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