Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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