I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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