I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
