windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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