i permit you to call me
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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