He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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