Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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