The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
