How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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