You work out of a Hotel?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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