I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You are the jesus of drinking
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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