I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Girls should come with a carfax report
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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