YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
jump out the window naked night went bad
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