i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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