Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
