Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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