so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
