I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
What a dumb baby whore.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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