I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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