I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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