The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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