The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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