she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
NoShamevember. You game?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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