We're facebook friends in real life
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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