Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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