I hate your face
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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