Non-Jews are for practice
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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