Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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