Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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