Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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