The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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