He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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