8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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