I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
either way he was missing a nipple.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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