She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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