Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
