Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I puked a lego.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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