My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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