My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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