Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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