Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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