this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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