we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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