I'm drive I can fine osifer
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
