Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
